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Sat, Oct. 13th, 2007, 01:04 am
Duck and Cover! It's another Meme!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'm not going to name the name, but I'm guessing he knows damn well I would.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ooohhh, tough choice. As Rorschach said, "there are so many deserving of retribution..."
For efficiency's sake I'd have to choose the Spice Girls, simple because erasing them also takes care of five B-list celebrity has-beens in one swoop.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
See #1

4. What is your favorite cheese?
I don't like cheese.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient in the world is possible what do you choose?
Probably tuna, some nice salad, tons of mayonnaise.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Is Lucy Liu still as hot as she was on Ally McBeal?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
Kylie :o)

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Wow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Save up for a DSLR... or, if I get the new flat I have my eyes on, blow it at Ikea.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
I would have said NY, but not under the current administration :-/
So... London? Nah... Cairo. Any airstrip in Egypt, actually. I wanna see the great pyramids.

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Absolut Ruby Red Vodka with Red Bull.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Is this a return ticket? If so, any Rat Pack performance at Vegas.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Copyright is obsolete.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Sermons from the Ward.

15. What is your favorite curse word?

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
Scream "FUCK!!!"

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Scream "FUCK!!!"

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Scream "FUCK!!!" then try to attempt some basic reconciliation with certain people.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I'm not telling, but it involves a certain someone who's out of my life...

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Heh. Every fucking thing?

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
I'd try Switzerland.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Well, Millennium Club technically isn't a bar, so... Tiefenrausch?

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
Nobody's. I'd keep it a secret until the fateful party when I start drunkenly levitating around...

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Easiest question ever. Johnny Cash of course.

Sat, Oct. 13th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)

You HAVE suddenly woken up, sweetie!!!

Sat, Oct. 13th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)

(and I like your answers, but although I do have a candidate for blowing up, and HOW; I'd hate to waste the faculty when I might need it URGENTLY in the future...)

Mon, Oct. 15th, 2007 12:28 pm (UTC)

Is Lucy Liu still as hot as she was on Ally McBeal?

I may be in the minority, but I never found Lucy Liu to be the least bit attractive.

So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

You answered incorrectly, Jodo: Clearly you should resurrect the man who created the Holy Trilogy, for he died a long time ago. Had you done that, we may have been given prequels that weren't 90% suck. ;-)